The Top Twenty-Five Best Things to Come Out of Coronavirus
Homemade lemonade to last you all summer, fresh squeezed from all your Coronavirus lemons:
Air pollution has decreased significantly due to widespread airport closures
Dolphins have begun to live and breed again in the Potomac River
Disney Plus released Frozen Two as a quarantine special
AP Exams this year are both shorter and cover less material
AP Exams are also open book this year
Teachers who make videos of teaching can now be sped up to 1.75x speed
You can sleep in later
You can dye your hair a crazy color, or get a terrible haircut and nobody has to know
School in pajamas
Plenty of colleges are going ACT and SAT test optional for the fall of 2021 and 2022
Tests are now all open book
Animal shelters are clearing out because so many people are adopting animals while they are at home
You can eat whatever you want for lunch
Lots of performers are doing free Instagram/Facebook live concerts
The owners of Zoom are getting very rich
Musicians have more time to work on new albums
Supporting restaurants is a great reason to eat out most of the time
You can spend less money on gas
You can have drinks without a screwable lid in Mr. Daniels’ class
You can have both earbuds in during Mr. Daniels’ class
Skies in Los Angeles are blue and clear due to less car travel
No more tardies or detentions
You have the freedom to order your day however you want
No heavy backpacks to lug around
Sea turtles have an undisturbed path to the ocean
An abridged list of things to keep in mind:
One day, when you are being dragged to some social function you don’t want to go to, you will wish you were still in quarantine
One day, when you can’t find time to pick up a hobby, learn a new skill, or read a book, you will wonder what you were doing during quarantine
One day, when all of this blows over, you can host a huge, massive party, with everyone you never thought you’d miss. Everyone will be so happy to see each other.
“For God has not given us the spirit of fear, but of power, love, and of a sound mind.”- 2 Timothy 1:7
“Wash your hands, you sinners”- James 4:8